I thought I was a person of sanity and logic, until
today.
I heared there was a knife attack on an old man. He
refused to tell people what happened and who did it.
After I read it in the newspaper I went in the
garden and there was an old man with dried blood
everywhere and he threw a wii game at my feet and
ran away. It´s cover was all black and the cd had no
picture, it was just "Kirbys return to Dreamland"
written on it with weird writing in red and the
other side was scratched. I called my friend, let´s
call him John, who lives in the same building. We
played it and went to world 2 he was Meta Knight and
I accidently ate him. But he stayed gone and his
remote didn´t work anymore. My father was
electrician and he examined it and said that there
is nothing wrong except that it didn´t work. We
bought a new one and the same thing happened with
Dedede and the Waddle Dee. When we reached the final
boss Magolor, instead of his name it was BLOOD written on the health bar.
The game crashed and the Wii started to smoke.
I examined the disc because it may be broken and I
accidentally dropped it. Strangely, it flew like a
frisbee to John and decapitated him. His blood
filled the scratches and I could read a text on
them: John was the killer.
It all makes sense now! He killed people and tried
to kill that old man but he was a wizard so he
survived and killed him with the only way no one
would suspect murder: With magic. He cursed the disc and it was his plan to kill him. It successesed.
The man who gave me the game was him. But I won´t
let him be dead. As long as I continue his job he
will stay alive. Because I am him now. Call me John.
John the killer. Now I´m gonna kill the old man. You are next.